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On this date in 1982 the Conch Republic (República de la Concha) declared itself as an independent micronation — a semi-serious secession of the city of Key West, Florida, from the United States. It has been maintained as a tourism booster for the city since. Since then, the term “Conch Republic” has been expanded to refer to “all of the Florida Keys, or, that geographic apportionment of land that falls within the legally defined boundaries of Monroe County, Florida, northward to ‘Skeeter’s Last Chance Saloon’ in Florida City, Dade County, Florida, with Key West as the nation’s capital and all territories north of Key West being referred to as ‘The Northern Territories.’ ”

While the protest that sparked the creation of the Conch Republic (and others which have occurred since then) have been described by some as “tongue-in-cheek,” they were motivated by frustrations over genuine concerns. The original protest event was motivated by a U.S. Border Patrol roadblock and checkpoint which greatly inconvenienced residents and was detrimental to tourism in the area.

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The Conch Republic celebrates Independence Day every April 23 as part of a week-long festival of activities involving numerous businesses in Key West. The organization — a “Sovereign State of Mind”, seeking only to bring more “Humor, Warmth and Respect” to a world in sore need of all three according to its Secretary General, Peter Anderson — is a key tourism booster for the area.

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In 1982, the United States Border Patrol set up a roadblock and inspection point on US 1 just north of the merger of Monroe County Road 905A/Miami-Dade County Road 905A on to US 1 (they are the only two roads connecting the Florida Keys with the mainland), in front of the Last Chance Saloon just south of Florida City. Vehicles were stopped and searched for narcotics and illegal immigrants. The Key West City Council complained repeatedly about the inconvenience for travelers to and from Key West, claiming that it hurt the Keys’ important tourism industry. Eastern Air Lines, which had a hub at Miami International Airport, saw a window of opportunity when the roadblocks were established; Eastern was at the time the only airline to establish jet service to Key West International Airport, counting on travelers from Key West to Miami preferring to fly rather than to wait for police to search their vehicles.

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When the City Council’s complaints went unanswered by the U.S. federal government and attempts to get an injunction against the roadblock failed in court, as a form of protest Mayor Dennis Wardlow and the Council declared Key West’s independence on April 23, 1982. In the eyes of the Council, since the U.S. federal government had set up the equivalent of a border station as if they were a foreign nation, they might as well become one. As many of the local citizens were referred to as Conchs, the nation took the name of the Conch Republic.

As part of the protest, Mayor Wardlow was proclaimed Prime Minister of the Republic, which immediately declared war against the U.S. (symbolically breaking a loaf of stale Cuban bread over the head of a man dressed in a naval uniform), quickly surrendered after one minute (to the man in the uniform), and applied for one billion dollars in foreign aid.

Conch Republic officials were invited to the Summit of the Americas in Miami in 1994, and Conch representatives were officially invited to 1995’s Florida Jubilee.

The mock secession and the events surrounding it generated great publicity for the Keys’ plight — the roadblock and inspection station were removed soon afterward. It also resulted in the creation of a new avenue of tourism for the Keys.

On September 20, 1995, it was reported that the 478th Civil Affairs Battalion of the United States Army Reserve was to conduct a training exercise simulating an invasion of a foreign island. They were to land on Key West and conduct affairs as if the islanders were foreign. However, no one from the 478th notified Conch officials of the exercise.

Seeing another chance at publicity, Wardlow and the forces behind the 1982 Conch Republic secession mobilized the island for a full-scale war (in the Conch Republic, this involved firing water cannons from fireboats and hitting people with stale Cuban bread), and protested to the Department of Defense for arranging this exercise without consulting the City of Key West. The leaders of the 478th issued an apology the next day, saying they “in no way meant to challenge or impugn the sovereignty of the Conch Republic”, and submitted to a surrender ceremony on September 22.

During the U.S. federal government shutdown of 1995 and 1996, as a protest, the Republic sent a flotilla of Conch Navy, civilian and fire department boats to Fort Jefferson, located in Dry Tortugas National Park, to reopen it. The action was dubbed a “full scale invasion” by the Conch Republic. Inspired by efforts of the Smithsonian Institution to keep its museums open by private donations, local residents had raised private money to keep the park running (a closed park would damage the tourist-dependent local economy), but could find no one to accept the money and reopen the park. When officials attempted to enter the monument, they were cited. When the citation was contested in court the following year, the resultant case, The United States of America v. Peter Anderson, was quickly dropped.

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In yet another protest on January 13, 2006, Peter Anderson (the defendant in the Dry Tortugas case from 1995–1996) purported to annex the abandoned span of Seven Mile Bridge, which had been replaced by a parallel span in 1982. The move was in response to a recent event regarding Cuban refugees. On the previous January 4, fifteen Cuban refugees had reached the bridge, but had been returned to Cuba by the U.S. Border Patrol because the U.S. government had declared the bridge to be a “wet feet” location under the “wet feet, dry feet policy”. The rationale was that, since two sections of the span had been removed and it was no longer connected to land, it was not part of U.S. territory subject to the “dry feet” rule, and thus the refugees were not permitted to stay. Anderson, seizing upon the apparent disavowal of the abandoned span by the U.S., claimed it for the Republic. He expressed his hope to use the bridge to build affordable, ecologically friendly housing. In response, Russel Schweiss, spokesman for Florida Governor Jeb Bush, declared “With all due respect to the Conch Republic, the bridge belongs to all the people of Florida, and we’re not currently in negotiations to sell it”. The refugee decision was later overturned, but only after the refugees had been returned to Cuba.

In another protest beginning in 2008, the northern keys including Key Largo formed a separation of the Conch Republic known as the Independent Northernmost Territories of the Conch Republic. This separation is claimed to be a result of disagreements over the definition and usage of the term ‘Conch Republic’.

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Through their website, the Republic issues souvenir passports. Although these are issued as souvenirs, some people have evidently acquired them in the mistaken belief that they can be used as legitimate travel and identity documents. Shortly after the September 11 attacks, FBI investigators thought that hijacker Mohamed Atta had possibly purchased a Conch Republic passport from the website. International Country Code stickers can also be purchased from vendors in Key West, bearing the initials KW and “CR”—the country codes for Kuwait and Costa Rica, respectively.

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The Conch Republic actively maintains an Army, Navy and Air Force whose primary duties are to help re-enact the Great Sea Battle of 1982 and the retaking of Fort Jefferson. The Navy consists of no fewer than 10 civilian boats and the schooner Wolf under the command of RAdm Finbar Gittelman. The Army consists of the 1st Conch Artillery, garrisoned in Fort Taylor. The Conch Republic Air Force has more than a dozen appointed aircraft in its fleet. The flagship, a 1942 Waco, was flown by Fred R. Cabanas, a legendary stunt pilot and Ambassador for the Conch Republic at air shows worldwide. He flew “Conch Fury” in the 2005 Reno Air Races. Fred was declared General of the Air Force by the mayor of Key West after intercepting a defecting Cuban MiG-23 with his Pitts Special in 1991. Following his death in January 2013, Fred was succeeded by his son, Raymond Cabanas.

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Obviously my celebration of the independence of the Conch Republic is not because of its world-shattering importance, but to give me a chance to celebrate conch as a delectable food. Let’s start with the pronunciation of the name. There are long, occasionally heated and complex, debates on the subject, sometimes involving deep philological discussions on the matter based on the Greek origins of the word. Is the final sound /ch/ or /k/? For me the answer is simple – how do the locals pronounce it? They pronounce it ‘conk,’ so for me that’s the end of it.

Conch is a seafood treat throughout the Caribbean region, especially in the Bahamas – many Bahamians migrated to Key West – and the dishes throughout the area are quite similar. In Key West three dishes are very popular: conch fritters, conch chowder, and raw conch salad. I’m indifferent to the fritters, but I like the chowder and the salad. I’m going to give informal recipes for both. You can find a good fritter recipe here if that’s your thing:

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http://www.browneyedbaker.com/conch-fritters-recipe/

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©Conch Chowder

Proportions of all ingredients are to your taste. These are my suggestions.

Cut 1 lb of fresh conch into ½ inch pieces and place in a bowl. Add ¼ cup of key lime juice and 2 tablespoons of tomato sauce and mix well. Set aside to marinate. In a large stew pot sauté 4 rashers of back bacon cut in ½ inch pieces until lightly browned. Pour off the fat. Add 1 tablespoon of olive oil, and gently sauté ½ coarsely chopped onion, 2 stalks of celery, 2 finely minced garlic cloves, 1 coarsely chopped green bell pepper, and one finely minced hot chile pepper. Cook over medium-low heat until very lightly browned. Add 1 can of Roma tomatoes crushed with a fork, plus juice, and simmer for 1 or two minutes. Add ¼ cup dark rum, 1 potato diced (peeled or unpeeled), the marinated conch mixture (with marinade), 1 bay leaf, ¼ cup of chopped cilantro, and 1 tablespoon of chopped fresh thyme. Salt and pepper to taste. Moisten with ½ cup of fish stock. Bring to a boil, then simmer partly covered for about 1 hour. Add more stock if the chowder gets too dry. Discard the bay leaf. Serve in deep bowls garnished with chopped cilantro. Provide hot sauce for guests to add if they wish and some crusty bread for dipping.

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© Raw Conch Salad

This one is absolutely cook’s choice when it comes to ingredients. I prefer to keep it very simple.

Slice 1 lb of conch, and ½ a red onion. Dice 1 red bell pepper, ½ cucumber (peeled or unpeeled). Seed and mince 1 Scotch bonnet pepper. Put all these ingredients in a bowl with ¼ cup lime juice (not sure if key lime juice works – never tried), 2 tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil, 1 tablespoon of chopped fresh cilantro, and mix well. Put the mix into a zip top bag, close except for a small hole, squeeze out the air, and close completely. Refrigerate overnight.

Next day seed and dice 1 tomato and 1 avocado. Pour off the excess marinade from the conch mix, put it in a bowl with the avocado and tomato and mix well. Refrigerate for an hour or two – the lime juice will prevent the avocado from browning. Serve on chilled plates with a sprinkle of chopped cilantro. You can serve the marinade in shot glasses if there is enough.

Some people add fruit in place of vegetables, especially mangos and oranges. Your choice.

 

 

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